Nextdoortwink jake porter letar efter den perfekta twink

We've been really going through a dry spell lately. I mean it's not that I'm

not getting laid, but it's just not going right. Jocks and their meltdowns, getting

stood up. I'm just not getting what I want. I want a twink. That's what I want.

But not just any twink. I need the perfect twink. Does the perfect twink

exist?