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What do you do for fun in Portland?

I... Portland is a big city with a small town atmosphere.

So I go to a lot of local coffee shops. I really like coffee.

So I try all their blended drinks, similar to Frappuccinos, but not evil Starbucks.

I like to... I really like to explore the city, so I just walk around and go into random stores